I haven’t had the pleasure of having a mammogram yet but I hear they’re delightful. Not. I’m not quite sure how they will be able to squash what little I have into a pancake. I imagine I’m more like a gum drop.
A friend of mine, who lives in the UK, went and got hers done today. I’m intrigued by this NHS program. A mobile trailer, in a shopping mall plaza! Convenient, very. In one door, strip, flatten, dress, exit, pick up supper. She says she waited longer in the checkout line.
I think this process can be shortened even more.
“Thank you for shopping at our grocery store. Would you like to add a mammogram to that today? Yes? Please press your breast on the scanner.”